Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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