I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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