I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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