Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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