Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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