just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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