Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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