Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i now understand why vodka
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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