is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
