But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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