I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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