if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
As shirtless as possible
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
false alarm, still single
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