no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Semen is not good for contacts.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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