So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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