Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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