I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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