Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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