so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Who died my cat blue again?
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