Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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