This girl is more easily done than said...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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