I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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