Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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