pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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