what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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