She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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