Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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