I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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