if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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