You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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