been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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