she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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