I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My vagina just recognized that song.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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