Whod you bang
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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