The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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