ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
