No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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