Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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