i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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