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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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