hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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