we have pet lesbian snakes
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.