she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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