it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
