I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize