Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
this just has baby written all over it
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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