You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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