I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
