walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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