i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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