This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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