Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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