Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Randomize
