I'm lost and stupid without you.
I don't think brook has ever known best
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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