where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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