I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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