But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Soap is not a condiment
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Enjoy the penises
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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